Ahhh… four day weekend…

Friday was spent in Harrisburg dodging insults and licking a wounded ego. My fiance decided to drink two whole pots of coffee, and it was mood-swing-city for the whole day. I was planning on mowing my ‘rents’ lawn, but I didn’t get to it. After she left for Wilkes Barre, I stayed up and watched Bill Moyers with my family. I’m such a party animal.

Saturday started off nice. I got to sleep in and spend time with my family, but I didn’t finish the laundry and I had to drive back. For some reason, it was a grave insult to be passed by me, and I had to go 95 in places just to get around people who accelerated as I tried to pass them. But I got my phone 😀

Saturday night we went to her friend’s grad party, which consisted of her family and us two. But We had a lot of fun, playing poker with a 13 year old and laughing at jackass.

Sunday and monday were the same… cleaning, snuggling, relaxing. Two good days, except I was “in trouble” for wanting to go to sleep at midnight (having work at 8AM) instead of staying up for hours having sex. I should learn to just do it, cause I spent hours trying to get comfortable because somebody decided to lay in the middle of the bed and not move because she was pissed off.

Oh well… Today my task is to finish the site redesign and figure out why my games won’t run anymore. I’m downloading some updates as we speak. Hope you survived Memorial Day without me!

Forgot one thing; the car. Doug Baum, of Baum’s Service Center, checked out all those things, but the only problem he could find was a fuel filter that looked like it was original to the car. Whoa. So he replaced it and it seems to be running better. Wanna know the sign of a great mechanic? Here it is: After putting my new inspection sticker on, he put my little turtle mascot back where it was before I arrived. Wow…

No Bebop last night… Oh well…

Hill decided to spend the night with me. Originally, we decided to go to the movies, but then we decided to rent a movie… but we ended up snuggling on the couch watching Enterprise. (Which sucked, BTW.) Then I ended up doing laundry and cleaning whilst she sat in front of the computer, doing something. Woohoo. And, as usual, she decided to get horny just as I was ready to fall asleep. At midnight. When I had to be up at 7 the next day. Ugh.

My new phone should be coming today, if they shipped it on Monday. I hope it doesn’t come tomorrow. The last time something got delivered on a weekend, it ended up outside in a rainstorm.

I’m going home tonight to get my car inspected and worked on. If you have a VW or Audi and you’re in the Harrisburg area, take it to Baum’s Service center. He’s an awesome mechanic with very fair prices. New suspension: $300. Including parts!!! But here’s what I need done: Check fuel pump and filters, verify the timing, check the cruise control sensor, and get some clips to reattach some body trim. In the meantime, I’m gonna be working on my parent’s landscaping, like the good son that I am. (And of course I’m gonna stay up and watch the Bebop. :D)

This weekend, it’s time to get snoggered. You know you’re going somewhere out of the way when the directions say that cell phones don’t work. I can’t wait to get drunk. Unfortunately, I don’t think it will be warm enough to go swimming. (I hope the rest of the summer is like this. I hate being hot.)

I am so bored… I have nothing to do today except wait for it to be over. How wonderful… What’s worse is that I have a lot to do at home, but since the little woman’s going out of town, I’ll be able to do it all. Things like creating a new, better looking logo for my site, and maybe making a blogger template for the front page.

I found out that my PHP book is available at the library, but I’m not sure if it’s open. Maybe I’ll shoot up there tomorrow after work or during my lunch hour. Probably after work. I don’t want to wake up at seven since I’d like to catch Cowboy Bebop tonight. Curse you Cartoon Network for putting it on so late. (I think they should buy me a TiVo.)

My new cell should be coming today. Nothing too austentatious, but it is a flippy phone, which I picked out just for the sheer fun of feeling like I’m on Star Trek. (For you geeks who care about these sorta things, it’s a Motorola v.66.) I was going to get the next model up (v. 60), which has a screen on the flip-lid that shows status and who’s calling, but it would have been $100 more, and, quite frankly, I don’t have that kind of money.

I don’t know what I’ll eat tonight. We’re out of milk, if you can call what was in the fridge last night milk, and the cheese has gone moldy. I was planning on going shopping tonight, but I guess I’ll just make a list of the stuff we need and go on Tuesday. (No sense buying food if nobody’s gonna be around to eat it, right?)

Let’s see what Paul has to do tonight: 1) Make a shopping list, 2) Pack to go home, 3) Make a new logo, 4) TV time!!!

What’s on TV tonight? Well, there’s Star Trek @ 8 (Enterprise or TNG), Good Eats at 9, South Park at 10, Futurama at 11, Family Guy at 11:30, and Cowboy Bebop at 1:30. And I’ll be all alone. (Sitting alone, working on a computer, and watching obscure television shows, including anime. Isn’t that the definition of geek?) Maybe I’ll make up a Futurama drinking game. Every time someone says “Fry,” take a shot. Oh, and I’ve added my geek code to this page. I guess that makes it official.

As for my tire, it cost $74.09 and took about 15 minutes, but the guy couldn’t start my car. At first I thought it was just the fuel pump acting screwy, like it has been for a few weeks. But when I walked into the garage, he had my fuse box dangling from the dashboard. I pushed it up and onto the hooks it’s supposed to sit on, connected my shoulder belt to the buckle, and started the car. The mechanic looked at me like I was a god. It was pretty funny, especially since the first words out of my radio were “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.”

Guess that’s it for today. Have a good sol.

I just changed my work schedule. Now I get to wake up at 7:00 to do nothing for eight hours, but at least I get an hour for lunch. You’d think I’d love a job where I get $10/hour to do nothing, but it’s hard to enjoy it when I have to keep watching my back.

I’m going home Thursday to get my car inspected. So all day Friday I’ll have no way to get around, and nowhere to go. It’ll be great. I have to call today and make an appointment to have a tire replaced… Blogging is weird.