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Sep 14th, 2005

Liberal Crap I Don’t Want to Hear Again

Kurt Vonnegut has compiled a list of stupid liberal crap that he doesn’t want to hear any more about. The Daily Show was nice enough to host it for him, and so am I:

Liberal Crap I Don’t Want to Hear Again

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Nobody better trespass against me. I’ll tell you that.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can’t use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies - Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can’t! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in shit.

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Thanks for posting. I couldn’t find this at Comedy Central.

Thank you for posting this. Rest In Peace Kurt. You will be missed.

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