The idea that God was so bored out of his mind he spent 6 days creating everything in the Universe, and for good measure put in several jokes to fool us into believing it must have taken him much longer. It is clear from this that God was not a graduate student, for if he was he’d have rested for six days and pulled an all-nighter sunday. One theory is that this is the case, thereby explaining dark matter as being composed of discarded Mt. Dew bottles.
Hilarity creates the world in six days and then takes the day off.
Posted by: Paul in Funny Stuff Link Politics
